My uncle has his first heart attack in his mid 50’s.
We were very worried about him being so young and all.
One day I went to see him at home and asked him how he felt.
“Great,” he said. “I follow the doctor’s orders.”
“He said cut back to one beer a day.”
“So I switched to quarts, one in the daytime and one at night.”
He just celebrated his 86th birthday.
(dedicated to Chuck Arsenault, who after I told him my uncle’s true funny story realized he steal might abscond with it, Chuck being a better comedian than I)
Chuck
You’re a funny man, Stephen.
I’m not sure what abscond means, but whatever it is, I’ll make sure to get one. They sound tasty. Is it kinda like a scone?
Anyways, thanks for the joke and the well wishes!
Chuck
Stephen Pate
I’ll ask me mutter for de recipee
MusicLover
Behave and take it easy, Chuck! We want you around for a long time yet.