So I am into this on-line dating thing but I throw my hands up in despair. I cannot get profile writing down.
Despite decades of writing experience my profiles sound boring, dry, even clinical.
“I am a male who likes to talk long walks on the beach and hold hands and watch movies and anything you want to do is OK with me and I will cook a delicious 7-course meal while you drink cocktails on the deck.”
If every couple really liked to take moonlit walks on the beach they’d have to post traffic cops in the National Park. Hell, when it gets close to moonlight time, all the girls I know are downtown dancing or want to go to bed.
I think girls are onto me about the cooking thing – I always cook one super meal and after they move in, not another moment is spent at the stove. Oops revealing my secrets.
So I tried to upgrade my profile and give the gals a look at the real me, big mistake. Pointed them to my blogs and Facebook. That’s me or at least the on-line side of me.
So listen to the response I got yesterday –
Truly, reading your profile and some of your site info….I don’t think I would be someone you could connect with….you are way too deep for me….not that I can’t be deep but I am naturally not deep….I am sure you get what I am trying to say….I so respect people like you…so involved and active. Makes me feel like I am coasting thru….”
I give up.
I’m going out to the University and advertise for a nymphomaniac with a Phd.
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