He’s 38 she’s 28 and Jehovah’s Witness – might want to think things over

Serena Williams
Word is out, all over town, Serena and Rapper Common might be getting hitched.
“Rapper Lonnie Rashid Lynn, better known as Common, has fueled rumors that he will marry Serena Williams by going public with his love for the tennis champion.”
“Serena is a beautiful, fun and a strong woman. I love her heart and her strength. She’s a warmhearted human being. I think she’s incredible,” quoted Common, 38, as saying. (IANS London)
Look out – marrying a Jehovah’s Witness when you aren’t one of them is a case of the bad news bears. JWs, as they are known, have strict rules about marrying people “in the Truth” which is code for one of us.
Just like RC in the old days, the non-believer has to promise to bring up children “in the truth”, study the Watchtower diligently and pray for Armageddon to come soon destroying all mankind other than the strong “brothers and sisters in the truth”.
Rappers are generally the antithesis of what JWs preach will survive the coming cataclysm.
Rapper Common may be a betting man and figure the end isn’t coming soon. Just say the words man even if you don’t mean it.