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You gotta have heart

My uncle has his first heart attack in his mid 50’s.

We were very worried about him being so young and all.

One day I went to see him at home and asked him how he felt.

“Great,” he said. “I follow the doctor’s orders.”

“He said cut back to one beer a day.”

“So I switched to quarts, one in the daytime and one at night.”

He just celebrated his 86th birthday.

(dedicated to Chuck Arsenault, who after I told him my uncle’s true funny story realized he steal might abscond with it, Chuck being a better comedian than I)

3 Comments

  1. Chuck

    You’re a funny man, Stephen.
    I’m not sure what abscond means, but whatever it is, I’ll make sure to get one. They sound tasty. Is it kinda like a scone?
    Anyways, thanks for the joke and the well wishes!
    Chuck

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    Stephen Pate

    I’ll ask me mutter for de recipee

  3. MusicLover

    Behave and take it easy, Chuck! We want you around for a long time yet.

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