Has CSI made you nervous about DNA

Talking about evidence and court is creeping me out. You watch CSI Miami and everything is evidence. You drink from a Tim Horton’s coffee cup and some guy in a white suit and latex gloves is picking the thing out of a garbage can with tweezers.

Does it make you nervous too?

I’m wondering if I should lick the Christmas Card envelopes this year in case there is a crime scene when they get to their destination. Perhaps they can track me back to my place and I’ll be a suspect, albeit a thousand miles away.

My alibi could be shot by Greenpeace who put my soul in a cardboard box and ship it to Copenhagen or anywhere

Perhaps I’ll drop into Shopper’s Drug Mart for gloves and Q-Tips to moisten the glue.